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Recon Number 42

Recon Number 42

12/4/2012 12:29:06 PM
Look at these buildings we built, we beat nature buddy, we beat her with a rusty metal pipe, and then we beat her again until she can't even dial the phone for the cops for domestic abuse because her fingers are broken. Global warming? Destroying the Earth? big deal, nothing we can't fix without some science. That's right, science, science fixes everything. Maybe Global warming isn't a big deal, what if it's all some PR formula to get us to buy environmental shizz to make countries look better than others? If so, we are so big, we have seperate communities, and in those communities have other separate ones which are governed by a worldly chain of command, where each ringleader commands every part of every section, that's how big humanity is. Why else are we awesome? Opposable thumbs, we can do so much -blam!- that most of the animal population can't do, look at this, someone had programmed these words onto a piece of hardware with feedback going into a series of electrical signals, all coming together to create these processed letters displayed upon millions of pixels onto a computer screen, and that there are tens of milions of these devices around the world, whether it's a supercomputer or a smartphone, it exists and it's mass produced - and it only took us 20 years for pretty much every person of household in a first-world country to have one. Trust me, in 100 years time, instead of worrying about Global warming, we'll probably have colonized 18 other planets to exploit the -blam!- out of and be discussing the latest trends in holo-shield technology kicking alien butts with our plasma fusion disintegration rifles [Edited on 12.04.2012 4:30 AM PST]

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