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11/30/2012 2:07:03 PM
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How to convince a normal girl she is not fat?

I'm not actually looking for advice, I was just wondering how on Earth it's done! I've been having the same conversation with a friend of mine for nearly a year and there is simply no way to convince her. Is it even possible? :P
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  • She likes the attention just stop saying it

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  • Have sex with her.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak She likes the attention just stop saying it [/quote] Yeah, she's not subtle. Though I tried that once. She became more insufferable...

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  • "I'm fat" "Strip down and prove it" And then sexy times.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne "I'm fat" "Strip down and prove it" And then sexy times.[/quote] Quoted for win

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  • Buy a carnival mirror that slims her shape and place it in her room.

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  • She doesn't [i]really[/i] think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne "I'm fat" "Strip down and prove it" [/quote] Part of a sorority's hazing at my college was to strip down to their underwear in front of our frat and have us mark on them with sharpie where their imperfections were/where they could improve their bodies. Should do that instead of sexy times to make her feel bad.

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  • You can't.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 She doesn't [i]really[/i] think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.[/quote] Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P

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  • No. It's not possible. Just agree with her. -blam!-es love when someone agrees with them.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kvaener [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 She doesn't [i]really[/i] think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.[/quote] Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P[/quote] Stop taking the bait.

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  • Its a game that can never be won my friend. Best thing to do is start talkin about yourself lol

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  • Girls don't need to be convinced they aren't fat. That is more of a test than a real question. Learn to instinctively say no every time they ask if something makes them look fat. They aren't looking for an answer, they are looking for any hesitation they will use to make your life miserable for the next few days.

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  • She knows she isn't fat, but tell her she is anyway. Then you can just say that if she can't accept the truth, you were taking a new route of lying instead.

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  • When she next says she's fat, agree with her. She'll soon steer well clear of the subject.

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  • Convince her to excercise? I dunno. Hell, the Flood wouldn't know.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kvaener [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 She doesn't [i]really[/i] think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.[/quote] Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P[/quote] If she says something like "I'm fat" say "yep" It's a gamble, but it's the only way to get her to stop if you really want her to.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Acres 057 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kvaener [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 She doesn't [i]really[/i] think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.[/quote] Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P[/quote] If she says something like "I'm fat" say "yep" It's a gamble, but it's the only way to get her to stop if you really want her to. [/quote]Or you could just say, "I don't think you're fat. If you think you're fat, eat better, work out but I refuse to put up with you downing yourself. It shows your insecure and is disgustingly unattractive."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Acres 057 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kvaener [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 She doesn't [i]really[/i] think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.[/quote] Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P[/quote] If she says something like "I'm fat" say "yep" It's a gamble, but it's the only way to get her to stop if you really want her to. [/quote]Or you could just say, "I don't think you're fat. If you think you're fat, eat better, work out but I refuse to put up with you downing yourself. It shows your insecure and is disgustingly unattractive."[/quote] Exactly what I did and it worked for me. Do this, OP.

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  • Everytime she says "I'm fat" you should say "No [i]I'm[/i] fat" See how she likes it.

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  • Throw a Twinkie out a window. If she's fat she'll jump out trying to save it. Oh wait... Twinkies...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kvaener [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 She doesn't [i]really[/i] think she's fat, OP. She's fishing.[/quote] Indeed, I just want her to stop exactly that! :P[/quote]I think she would be doing it for attention at that point. Just ignore her saying it, and see where it goes.

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