I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
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You inspire me, OP.
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Don't forget your tusks!
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I believe you are 14.
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*single tear out of right eye* *all choked up* That's.. a beautiful vision. Go, fulfill your dream. For those of us who cannot realize our own.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna I believe you are 14.[/quote] 13. He said turning 14.
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its sad that no matter how hard he trys, he will never be the king walrus.. he may become a great walrus, but never the best just based on his restrictions ..this really speaks to me.
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Reach of the stars man! You will be an awesome walrus. Dont let anyone tell you differently.
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That's nice.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CYCLONES6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna I believe you are 14.[/quote] 13. He said turning 14.[/quote] He also said soon but, whatevs.
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Don't let the man tell you that you can't do it, I wanted to become a Walrus to, but was unable. It still haunts me to this day, I would give anything to become a Walrus now *shudders* GO BECOME THE BEST FRIKIN WALRUS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF WALRUSES MAN!!!!!!
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I find it extremely impressive you typed that without arms.
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I'm proud of you for chasing your dream OP, i leave you with [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4&feature=related]this gift[/url], may it help you along your path
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OP, you spelled futer wrong.
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See ya. I won't miss you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Effective Strafe I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. [/quote] If you cut off your arms how did you type this post?
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As long as you remove yourself from society, you have my full support.
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Make us proud OP.
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Go and find a man named Robbaz. He will guide you to your destiny, brave one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Effective Strafe I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. [/quote] This walrus speaks the truth! You all have what it takes, just try as hard as you can and your floppy arm flaps will emerge! You will grow dominant tusks, and mighty whiskers! Be the walrus nobody else is. Go now! Dye your skin gray as the grimmest night, and go around making god awful noises using your stomach to make rhythmic jumps around the ground! Rise up! RIIISSEEE UP into the age of the walrus!
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Great aspiration, but you're just going to end up working at Maccy D's.
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I've seen this on yahoo answeres before I swear
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Do you have a ChipIn where I can donate?
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Remember to play that beatles song on your way there to get in the correct mindset.
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It's going to be hard being a walrus in Antarctica. You should try going north. You know, where walruses are.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6edg56-5qY]First thing that came to my mind..[/url]
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Become a strafing walrus.