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11/20/2012 4:31:11 AM
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You go on a blind date and find out the chick is blind.

What do you do?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont pass gass [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I'm relieved because she can't see how ugly I am.[/quote] Don't put yourself down like that. You're beautiful. [/quote] [url=http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1182960/ugly_person_rectangle_fullsize.jpg]I'm not even.[/url][/quote] No, doogy. You [i] are[/i] even.[/quote] No, I'm odd.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont pass gass [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I'm relieved because she can't see how ugly I am.[/quote] Don't put yourself down like that. You're beautiful. [/quote] [url=http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1182960/ugly_person_rectangle_fullsize.jpg]I'm not even.[/url][/quote] No, doogy. You [i] are[/i] even.[/quote] All of this. doog, you are a gorgeous individual and u dont ever think otherwise!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand Treat her like the fine woman she is. Unless she's a slut[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont pass gass [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I'm relieved because she can't see how ugly I am.[/quote] Don't put yourself down like that. You're beautiful. [/quote] [url=http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1182960/ugly_person_rectangle_fullsize.jpg]I'm not even.[/url][/quote] No, doogy. You [i] are[/i] even.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FedeleE Why would you not be expecting her to be blind?[/quote] When your friend told you about the girl, you were blindfolded.

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  • I'd be interested as hell actually. As a psych minor, I'm genuinely interested in the blind. Some can actually feel color. I'd probably be really interested in her actually. I'm sure I'd talk to her about sensory experience of some sort (stimulating, I know), and go from there. Being blind, paraplegic, all that makes no difference to me. Would I recognize the irony? Yes. But in all seriousness? I'd be genuinely interested in at least talking to the girl and not trying to marginalize her as some oddity.

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  • Why would you not be expecting her to be blind?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont pass gass [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I'm relieved because she can't see how ugly I am.[/quote] Don't put yourself down like that. You're beautiful. [/quote] [url=http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1182960/ugly_person_rectangle_fullsize.jpg]I'm not even.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont pass gass [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I'm relieved because she can't see how ugly I am.[/quote] Don't put yourself down like that. You're beautiful. [/quote] Don't listen to him. We all know that you're ugly. Now go put that brown sack back on and sit in the corner where you belong.

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  • Do lewd things when she stares at me.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deathjudge2006 Tell her I'm really hot and let her feel me for $4.50 If she's ugly then I cheese it[/quote]This man knows what's what.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I'm relieved because she can't see how ugly I am.[/quote] Don't put yourself down like that. You're beautiful.

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  • Start singing Lionel Richie.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlazingAngel94 Well if she's ugly then I'll just quietly get up and leave. It's not like she would see me or anything.[/quote] [i]Classy.[/i]

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  • I'm relieved because she can't see how ugly I am.

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  • Well if she's ugly then I'll just quietly get up and leave. It's not like she would see me or anything.

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  • Oh, I'd also like to get one of those voice modulators to make me sound like Darth Vader.

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  • Ask if she thinks I'm sexy

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  • You're a Fascist and go on a blind date and find out the girl is Jewish, what do you do?

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  • I went on a date?! I have to tell my parents about my amazing accomplishment.

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  • What a twist

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  • Treat her like the fine woman she is. Unless she's a slut

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  • P1c5 0r gtf0 pl0x?

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  • Wonder why i'm going on a date with some random chick when I already have a girlfriend....

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  • ide start laughing "well isnt this a whacky situation" Then i would abduct her and take her to my skin cave

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  • Play it by ear.

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