Then write a sentence long synopsis of the new film.
for example:
Jurassic Ark
Noah leaves everyone but dinosaurs and the righteous...hilarity ensues!
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Titnic. Kate Winslet's breasts' nipples have a picnic.
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The Thin. A group of scientists find an anorexic alien in the Antarctic.
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Step Bothers Some messed up step on a set of stairs causes a lot of people to fall, trip, roll their ankle, or stub their toe, and it really bothers a lot of people.
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op Gun An insightful look into the Call of Duty franchise.
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Ill Bill - Bill is ill.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMO 137 The Thin. A group of scientists find an anorexic alien in the Antarctic.[/quote] lol'd
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0 first dates: An insightful look into the Flood Forum
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The -blam!- Liam Neeson fights wolves. Battlehip CoD for old people. [Edited on 11.15.2012 2:28 AM PST]
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The Sith Sense Darth Osmond can see dead people (he killed them).
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Apocalypse Ow. The end of the world hurts.
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The men who stare at Oats. Incredibly boring
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The Dark Night; It was very dark. Fight Cub; Like rooster fights, but with bears. Secret Widow; Spider fetishes are strange. Ho Fuzz; She really needs to shave. Shaun of the Dad; You got red on you.
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Conan the Barbaria
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Kiss Kiss bang ban A shocking inquest to Foman's Personal life.
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Revenge of the Sit. Fit hit the shan. Your ass is out for vengeance.
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Targate A gate made of tar brings aliens from another galaxy to invade Earth.
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Tar-Wars A battle for Albertas oil sands...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam Kiss Kiss bang ban A shocking inquest to Foman's Personal life.[/quote]I heard this won an Academy Award. On another note: Bravehear A deaf Scotsman's hilarious quest to regain his hearing through the use of blue face paint.
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001: A Space odyssey Screw James Bond, we need a real spy.
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30 A small but brave group of Spartans seeks to stop the Persian Army's brutal advance. They are defeated in 4 minutes. Even Horizon A young pilot struggles to keep his airplane level while his grizzled and wise flight instructor provides witty commentary. Unbrakable Keanu Reeves stars in this nail-biting action film about a bomb on a bus, set to go off if the bus's speed drops below 50 mph. The Dark Kight In this terrifying horror film, a common windy-day hobbyist activity takes a turn for the grotesque!
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Rock: A little stone with big dreams of becoming the worlds greatest boxer. 4 days and 40 nights: A man stays celibate for 4 days, then only during night time for the next 36 nights. [Edited on 11.15.2012 3:27 AM PST]
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PeasantVille: The story of Detroit.
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A cockwork orange: A man deals with his Chlamydia.
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Fat and Furious: A vigilante gang is formed after the closure of all fast food outlets. The Devil Wars Prada: Satan and his army of the undead fight supermodels. [Edited on 11.15.2012 3:31 AM PST]
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I used to have a bunch of these but lost them. I'll think of something new. Bi Fish The riveting tale about a bi-curious fish learning to tackle new boundaries as he discovers his true -blam!-ity.