I'm pretty sure they are. They have never once left their house during the day. At night they leave all their lights on until morning, during the day they pull all the blinds.
And they act weird at night. The other night I saw one standing motionless in their backyard staring at the sky. He stood there, still as a statue for hours.
I am pretty sure they are vampires, I don't know how to test it though.
(no, this is not a movie reference)
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do they sparkle?
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Don't invite them in. Lost Boys taught me that.
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Feed them a crap ton of Garlic and see if they die. [Edited on 10.12.2012 8:39 AM PDT]
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Throw garlic at them.
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Get them to read this topic. If they do not die from boredom, then they are clearely already in some un-dead state.
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Place down some tactical mirrors, look for their reflections.
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Holy Water: ask if he like a drink. If he bursts into flames, then yes, he is a vampire.
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More likely you're confusing vampires for heroin addicts... its a common mistake.
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Invite them over for dinner, and put garlic in the non-garlic dinner.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BuzzKill9009 do they sparkle? [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o Invite them over for dinner, and put garlic in the non-garlic dinner. [/quote]But then they have been invited in, making any attempt to detect them nul.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Throw garlic at them.[/quote] Exactly what I was thinking.
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Don't invite them into your house. Then stab them with a stake. If they dissolve, they're vampires. If they don't you just murdered your neighbours you bastard! It's win win, really.
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throw garlic that you grew your self which had been watered only by holy water and each has 3 small but powerful UV lights on them. [quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] TuffJuice More likely you're confusing vampires for heroin addicts... its a common mistake.[/quote] this was my first thought too! [Edited on 10.12.2012 8:45 AM PDT]
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Squirt them with holy water.
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Bless their water supply or throw garlic at them.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o Invite them over for dinner, and put garlic in the non-garlic dinner. [/quote]But then they have been invited in, making any attempt to detect them nul. [/quote]I don't understand... why? I don't know a lot about vampires :<
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Shoot them in the head with a silver bullet. If they die, the are/were vampires
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] westpointusma15 Shoot them in the head with a silver bullet. If they die, the are/were vampires[/quote] That's werewolves.
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Make them a spaghetti and garlic bread supper. On a side note, do we have the same neighbors? I never see my neighbors outside. [Edited on 10.12.2012 8:50 AM PDT]
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I know! Take a photo of them with one of those, you know, old cameras that have mirrors in 'em. If they don't appear in the photo they're vampires!
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Just get into an argument and say "bite me" when you're done and just see how it goes from there.
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Alternative: Lure them out to sea and look at them through a submarine periscope. If they don't appear, they're vampires.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn Alternative: Lure them out to sea and look at them through a submarine periscope. If they don't appear, they're vampires.[/quote]My idea is more practical...
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Stab them in the heart with a wooden steak. If they die, assume you did the world a favor.
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Put a hot girl in their driveway and have someone try and run her over.