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The S bot 9000

The S bot 9000

10/5/2012 11:42:32 PM
I mean, look at the facts! Halo 4 comes out on election day! That's a highly known sequel that's bound to get alot of parents out of bed to buy it! Now, what I believe is that 2 years ago, Romney bought out microsoft! He's been keeping it on the downlow to avoid people catching on. (almost worked) In halo 4, Romney has implanted multiple subliminal messages that will make people vote for him! By the time the majority has voted it will already be too late to see the games legendary ending, which has Master chef remove his helmet and show everybody that he is, in fact, ROMNEY! Now I know what you guys are thinking, "Why hasn't obama tried this?" Well, the truth is, he has! In early 2010, Obama bought activision (or rather, took control over it). In the latest CoD, obama has set a failsafe that will summon thousands of sleeper agents in the U.S to the capitol, where said sleeper agents will revolt if Romney won! I must go now, the secret service draws near and I probably dont have much time before they breach my front doo

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