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9/26/2012 12:41:55 AM
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So about Shadow Ninjas...
I've seen every day Ninjas speaking of them. You might think "Oh, they're just having a laugh with us and mingling with the common people in social banter." But what if they were in fact very real? I mean if shadow moderators silenced users who dared violate the COC so swiftly and quickly, no-one even knew they existed? Perhaps they leave only a few for the brightly visible mods to clean up to give the violators a false sense of safety because of the small numbers.
Are they of higher status than even the Master Ninjas? Do they in fact use the wet noodle on the new recruits to beat them until not a spark of emotion remains within them? Are the current mods only the survivors who accepted the honour? Are they in fact so scarred by the brutal training of the Shadow Ninjas that they rarely speak of them? Once a Master Ninja becomes of an ultra level of experience do they become Shadow Moderators? Hidden and invisible to the common people? Are there in fact hundreds of these swift warriors, boldly fighting off those who would dare harm the Bnet?
Are they watching our every move, every post to decide who should be of a higher title? Are they truly a reality, we just think it's a joke? Are they in fact laughing at us for not believing?
So, Shadow Ninjas are part of lore on Bnet, right? (I hope they are counted as lore) Do you believe in them? What do you believe about them? Can anyone confirm their existance? This is just a bit of fun, don't take me too seriously here. (don't ever take me seriously for that matter)
So, any thoughts on the myth that is the shadow ninjas?
PS. For your own safety, check under your bed tonight, they could really be anywhere.
Also: What if these shadow ninjas are among us? What if these ninjas are member we talk to on a daily basis? What if these shadow ninjas are really the ones we love?
[Edited on 09.25.2012 4:42 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bricypoo PS. For your own safety, check under your bed tonight, they could really be anywhere.[/quote]There's a lot of stuff under my bed, I wonder if they can fit under it.
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My cat sleeps underneath my bed. I'll be safe.
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If there is a shadow mod I dare them to ban me. I bet they don't have the guts. Don't actually ban me.
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I, in fact, have no space under my bed. In fact, I have a box spring and mattress. There is no way for them to hide under there. Refuted.
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It's like the number if licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich It's like the number if licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.[/quote] But I did it several years ago and it was 742, and it sucked having to count that high. But it was for science so it was alright.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich It's like the number if licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.[/quote] But I did it several years ago and it was 742, and it sucked having to count that high. But it was for science so it was alright.[/quote]I'm sure there's an inappropriate innuendo in there somewhere. Recon?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich It's like the number if licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.[/quote] But I did it several years ago and it was 742, and it sucked having to count that high. But it was for science so it was alright.[/quote]I'm sure there's an inappropriate innuendo in there somewhere. Recon?[/quote]I can't wait for his posts. :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich It's like the number if licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.[/quote] But I did it several years ago and it was 742, and it sucked having to count that high. But it was for science so it was alright.[/quote]I'm sure there's an inappropriate innuendo in there somewhere. Recon?[/quote]When called upon, Recon usually doesn't deliver.
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No really this actually happened. Damn it I swear!
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inb4 Shadow Ninja carpet ban.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bricypoo PS. For your own safety, check under your bed tonight, they could really be anywhere.[/quote] Under my bed you say? *checks bed* The dust bunnies have nothing new to report.
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In all seriousness, I've wondered if the web team has decoy accounts for various purposes.
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3 years on and the Shadow Ninja joke is still pushing on.
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Shush your mouth! We shall not speak of them! [i]They might come after us.[/i]
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Wow, this is the fifth Shadow Ninja thread today and the first one where they haven't immediately deleted the thread and the account of the user who posted it. They must be on break.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Wow, this is the fifth Shadow Ninja thread today and the first one where they haven't immediately deleted the thread and the account of the user who posted it. They must be on break.[/quote]Don't alert them! What are you doing?!?
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Psh, they can't touch me [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IslocStarkiller Shush your mouth! We shall not speak of them! [i]They might come after us.[/i][/quote] [i]Bricypoo The Untouchable[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bricypoo I've seen every day Ninjas speaking of them.[/quote]Liar.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bricypoo I've seen every day Ninjas speaking of them.[/quote]Liar.[/quote] yes, why would the ninjas speak of there ultimate weapon? The Banhammer is nothing to the shadow ninjas
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Wow thanks alot for making me even more paranoid, i realise this is probaly just a joke thread but this still made me more paranoid. Shadow ninjas suck. *beep* I meant shadow ninjas are awesome and should be the rulers of our world.
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Do you remember Leeroy? No? Exactly.
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BRING IT YOU FATTY MC FATS
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We're below the status of a regular moderator. And that's all i'm going to say about that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're below the status of a regular moderator. And that's all i'm going to say about that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're below the status of a regular moderator.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 We're[/quote]O.o
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich It's like the number if licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.[/quote]Siri told me the answer to that. ;)
