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Texas Ben

Texas Ben

10/17/2006 11:15:55 PM
Simple game designed to teach proper forum ettiquette and behaviour. All you need is a shot glass and a bottle of the alcoholic beverage of your choice (or, if you're underage, a sippy cup and carton of apple juice). Then you browse the Bungie.Net forums and: 1. Take a drink for every flamewar you see 2. Take one drink for every instance of "1337speak" 3. Take one drink for every petition ...Two if it's for something really out-there (SAVE THE SAMMICHES!) 4. Take one drink for every post lacking proper grammar ...2 if its rly bda lol!!!! 5. Take one drink everytime a moderator posts ...Two if it's Mak ...And finish the bottle if it's Stosh 6. Take one drink everytime a Bungie employee posts ...Two if its outside the septagon ...And finish the bottle if it's Sketch Factor 7. Take one drink for every overdone thread ...Two if there's another thread just like it halfway down the first page 8. Take one drink for every bad forum game 9. Take one drink for every (poorly done) one-liner ...Two if it's the topic post 10. Take one drink for every spam thread 11. Take one drink for every mention of Chuck Norris 12. Take one drink everytime someone admits they haven't read the terms of use and code of conduct ...Two if they're a "respected member" 13. One drink for every racial or -blam!- slur 14. One drink for every blog post ...two if it's whiny 15. One drink for every post about girls/women ...two if it's whiny ...And finish the bottle if the poster hasn't hit puberty yet. 16. Take one drink for every shock link (tub-gurl, etc) 17. Take one drink for every post advertising a web site or group ...Two if it's not even a good site or group 18. Take one drink everytime someone cites post count as an argument ...two if they lie about their post count 19. Take one drink everytime a "senior" member looks down on a younger one because of join date ...Two if they're both relatively new 10. Take one drink for everytime someone acts the fool 11. Take one drink for every X vs. Y vs. Z thread ... Two if it's Rap vs. Rock 12. Take one drink for every post ridden with prepubescent angst 13. Take one drink for every instance of fanboiism ...Two if it's beyond infantile 14. Take one drink for every your momma joke ... Two if it sucks 15. Take one drink for everyone who does any of these in an attempt to be witty ... And finish the bottle if they do [i]all[/i] of them. ...I'll be updating this as I think of more. [Edited on 1/27/2007]
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