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8/21/2012 1:33:11 AM
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Do you have any interesting drinking stories?
You should share them here, just do your best to keep it sfw.
I have one from last night. A few buddies and I were invited over to one of my good friends house last night for a little get together and we were told alcohol would be involved. I got there and I instantly noticed two unopened bottles of 80 proof Vodka and from that point on, I only had one speed. It was Go. I'm a vodka man so once I start, its really hard for me to stop. I tend to not pour shots, I just drink it straight from the bottle. I drank nearly half a bottle by myself and all I remember from last night was falling down many many times, losing my keys, wallet, phone, etc. and apparently I had an emotional moment where I cried because I thought back on something that means a lot to me, and I just let it out.
I woke up this morning feeling as sick as ever. For those of you that don't know, and over usage of Vodka can really make you sick. I've been sick all day throwing up whatever I eat/drink. It's terrible stuff and the thought of Vodka makes me want to vomit. I'll probably lay off the drinking for a little bit after last night.
Feel free to share any interesting or fun stories you may have :)
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I went "camping" one night with about 20 people. Camping, also known as drinking yourself into a stupor and trying to get laid. Anyway, 1AM comes around and me and 5 others decide to walk the 6 miles to the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's We finally get there when we realize we all put our wallets in our bags, inside our tents to avoid losing them. I have an amazing idea, in part inspired by [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY&feature=g-vrec]this[/url]. Except I was a little less subtle. I waited for a car to go through the drive through, as they were passing the food I ran out from a bush, which I was certain provided amazing cover. I would love to tell you, I got the food and ran away, laughing as I did so. What actually happened was I went to grab it, the drinks fell on the floor and I fell over, covering myself in...a -blam!- fish fillet, who the -blam!- buys a fish fillet
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Ha oh yes. Too many to list and pick one out in specif.
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We were all drinking one night and out walking and I grabbed a 'Be Prepared to Stop' sign and started swinging it around. I accidently hit my friend John in the forehead and it dropped him. He bled quite a lot and got a scar on his forehead but for whatever reason we all thought it was hilarioius and laughed and laughed. I would sometimes say to him afterwards in the hallways 'Hey John! Be prepared to stop!!' It's sad, but John hasn't spoken to me in over 10 years.
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Me and a bunch of people went drinking on a golf course one night. We made a giant slip n slide down a hill with a tarp and some soap. good night
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I got too drunk at a party, hit a girl in the head with a pool cue (I think it was by accident). Got back to my frinds house and blacked out, my 'friends' painted my face with model paints. I looked in the mirror and saw 'Iron Man' in gold paint on my forhead, they even painted the insides of my ears. Of course all my friends had left so they wouldn't be there when I woke up. I had to be home in one hour and of course I had to scrub the model paint off so my parents wouldn't see it. I had to use one of those things you use to scrape grease off dishes. I did get even, but this is long enough already.
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Yup, a lot. Some involve getting arrested, some involve getting guns pulled on me, a lot involving getting sex, one time getting S.W.A.T team called up on us.
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>Drink 2 liters of Tiger Beer. >Go to a coffee shop to order some pancakes >Muslim Lady is mad about her food has "Star of David" in her coffee >I tell her to calm down >She hits me with her purse >I punch her in retaliation in the power of a 1000 suns >cops arrive, ask questions >Cop asks me questions on the fight, >spaghetti is everywhere >gets no fine, muslim lady arrested for hitting me Yes, greentexting is an easy way of story telling. Oh, and I got free pancakes.
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I drank a four Loko and some scottch whisky at like 12:00 at night because I have not slept at a normal time. And I woke up in a different park of my house. It was pretty freaky.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Donovan McNabb Pretended to be from Australia for a night, and got laid because of it [/quote] That is my dream in life. I do a damn good aussy accent, and I really want to make some profit off it.
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No real stories, but when I got drunk I ended up in some of the weirdest, coolest, most random conversations I could ever think of.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] westpointusma15 My whole study abroad experience in France is one big drinking story.[/quote] When this guy is 21, I'm going to get him wasted and film it for the flood. You're going to get the "????????????" shot at the Dry Bean, buddy.[/quote] Oh man, I've heard stories from people taking that shot. I hope Bottlecap Alley is comfortable to sleep in.
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I have a bit of a [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o]drinking problem[/url].
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I once drove while drinking... Sunny D... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Too many, and many more to come. Notables: Passed out naked in a bathtub Stole plenty of things (Varying from cones and other traffic equipment, to whole kegs, to paintings) Pissed on the front steps of a museum Pretended to be from Australia for a night, and got laid because of it Took a crap in a solo cup and threw it at a neighbor's house
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Nah man I aint drink dat -blam!-. I drink Monster, Redbull, Amp, NOS, Rockstar, and 5-hour energy. My internal organs are hardcore.
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I'll post in this thread later tonight. Should be interesting. ~Quinton~
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Yeah. One time I drank a glass of water too fast.
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I try not to get drunk so I don't have any stories of my own, but one of my friends called drunk once. I share a dorm with three other people. One is a friend (R1) from my hometown and another friend of ours moved to the same city. They have been best friends since middle school and the friend practically lived at R1's house from time to time. So, my friend drunk called one of my other roommates (R2). Of course, R2 has fun with this as my friend is talking nonsense. Then my friend asks to talk to R1. We explain the situation to R1, then turns the phone on speaker. R1 says, "Hey Friend". Friend: "R1, say it." R1: "Say what?" Friend: "Say it." R1: "I love you, Friend." Friend: "That's it."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] westpointusma15 My whole study abroad experience in France is one big drinking story.[/quote] When this guy is 21, I'm going to get him wasted and film it for the flood. You're going to get the "????????????" shot at the Dry Bean, buddy. [Edited on 08.20.2012 6:40 PM PDT]
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My whole study abroad experience in France is one big drinking story.
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Somehow me and my friends got on the subject of nudity when we were drunk at his flat and how it feels awesome walking around an empty house naked. I then, for some reason, suggested we ran down the street naked (this was about 2am), we kind of looked at each other like 'it would be funny but its not going to happen' - then I was like '-blam!- it, im doing it' their judgment was also impaired so they decided to join me. We walked down to the front door of the flat, took our clothes of and just started running. I was laughing so hard, it was ridiculous. We ran about 100m up the road and ran back, we heard shouting and whistles from people leaning out a window of a nearby flat on the way back. To top it off, we locked ourselves out so we had to ring the buzzer and my friends girlfriend had to open the door for us while the three of us just kind of stood there slightly sheepish. good times.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Citizen I have a friend that gets hammered off two beers. Sometimes I wish that's all it took for me.[/quote] Does he weigh a 100 pounds? When i get drunk, I get super hyper. One time I was at my friends house, had taken a lot of shots then it hit me. Ran around the house full speed while my friends tried to calm me down. I ended up punching all of them in the face, knocking them out, before finally running out the front door and passing out in the yard.
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I don't have any drinking stories of myself but I have a friend who got drunk and got in a fight with a chair. (*note - I wasn't actually there) I don't know what got it started but her friends were telling her that it was insulting her and such so she stood up and yelled "You callin me fat??" or something along those lines and got in a fight with it... The sad part is, the chair won.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M_Power [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamma617g I never get to drink, because my friends are worthless worms.[/quote] I know how you feel. I really do.[/quote] I really hate them sometimes. Like now, for example.
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Had some Albanian moonshine. Turned a few beers into a spinning room and a hangover. Should've had the beer after.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mubox47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M_Power [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Keiyoti Drank 2 Mike's hards, came on here, wrote 5000 character posts, one of them being why someone should paint their room purple and orange. L-L-L-LEVEL UP! Drank 6 Mike's Hards, watched Pearl Harbor, realized that I'm a super emotional drunk. When the chef was on the AA gun shooting at Zero's, I stood up and started yelling "YEAH GET'EM GET'EM CHICK FRIED GET'EM! AAAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOGGAAAAA!". When there was an emotional scene, I could feel the tears coming. On that second run through though, I was really analytical of my experience. I was saying to myself "Why can't I hold all these feels?" half the time.[/quote] How do you manage to get drunk from Mike's Hard Lemonade? Talk about lightweight...[/quote] I don't get why people look down on lightweights. They're probably just mad they have to pay more to get drunk. If I could get that drunk off Mike's Hard Lemonade I would be a proud man. Keiyoti, I applaud you sir.[/quote]Dammnit, I can't make fun of lightweights anymore after reading this post. I have a friend that gets hammered off two beers. Sometimes I wish that's all it took for me.
