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7/23/2012 10:06:15 PM
Okay, we all know the "Windows logo". You know, the parallelogram with four different squares inside it. [url=http://windowsteamblog.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Blogs-Components-WeblogFiles/00-00-00-59-23-metablogapi/1018.5_5F00_thumb_5F00_080FF54A.png]Picture reference[/url]. Now, each color represents a different windows program. [quote]Red: [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wQ8auGdT3Gs/T3QBnOs7oEI/AAAAAAAABBk/_j2w1XMLQr0/s1600/powerpoint-2010-logo.png]Powerpoint[/url] Green: [url=http://aux.iconpedia.net/uploads/1539966730.png]Excel[/url] Blue: [url=http://www.trevorbranton.co.uk/images/png-files/Word-Icon.png]Word[/url] Yellow: [url=http://tps.unh.edu/sites/default/files/imceuploads/users/user3/Outlook-2010-Logo.gif]Outlook[/url][/quote] And look at this, in the "documents" icon: [url=http://i.imgur.com/tOvX4.png]Picture reference[/url]. Each "tab" in the icon has a different color: green, red, and blue. And the file itself is yellow! Again, relating back. And this is where it gets weird. If you put Powerpoint, Excel, Word, and Outlook together (in the order that they're put into W7), you get PEWO? And what's PEWO? [url=http://www.pewo.com/]None other than this German propaganda site.[/url] So Windows is obviously conspiring with PEWO. But you may wonder what exactly PEWO is. According to their site, which I had to translate into English, they manufacture "communication and control" technology. Sound sinister? That's because it is. Once I heard this, of course, I had to go deeper. I learned that in 1973, the U.S. tried to manufacture this same kind of technology, in a project called the International Safety Program, or ISP. Once the U.N. got wind of the real intentions of this program, they shut it down. A mere two years later, Microsoft was founded. It was all part of the government's plan to continue ISP through PEWO. Thoughts? [Edited on 07.23.2012 2:09 PM PDT]
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