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5/1/2012 11:42:41 AM
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Awkward moments on the Job @ Bungie
What kinds of strange and awkward things would you guess goes on in that studio?
Also, someone turn down the lights......it's so bright in from all the gold that I'm going to need eye surgery if I keep this tab open any longer.
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Wat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev Also, someone turn down the lights......it's so bright in from all the gold that I'm going to need eye surgery if I keep this tab open any longer. [/quote]
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The Mail Sack is still open, need I direct your gaze to [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71896953]it[/url]?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ecartman1214 The Mail Sack is still open, need I direct your gaze to [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71896953]it[/url]?[/quote]I'm askin the community....not the workers. [url=http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/4063/wwwbungienetforumstopic.png]Lot's o Gold.[/url]
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Employee is talking about Jason Jones and doesn't realize he's standing right behind. Very awkward indeed. ~Delta
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Bungie employees and their habits are probably much like observing the smart kids in your high school Computer Programming class. When you get that many slightly awkward, but intelligent, nerds together, lines of conversation drift away from societal norms of "Sup bro, what did you think of Rose tearing his ACL?" to "Hey guys, I found the perfect staff to bring to The Hobbit Premiere at Nerds-R-Us." [Edited on 05.01.2012 7:52 AM PDT]
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They find Achronos spinning around in circles in his chair. [Edited on 05.01.2012 9:38 AM PDT]
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One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!" [Edited on 05.01.2012 12:44 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote]Oh god LOL! Thread saved!
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Haha. I can imagine, as with any workplace, there have been quite a few awkward moments. :) [Edited on 05.01.2012 12:50 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] Great, I am at the weird part of Bungie.net again.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] Not going to lie, that made me laugh [i]hard.[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ I was newer to the job, [b]so he was still taking most of what I said at face value.[/b][/quote] Are you implying he doesn't still take what you say at face value?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] I've found my new sig guys!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] Thank you for reviving my day.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] Great, I am at the weird part of Bungie.net again. [/quote] lol!
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So, did you do it? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ [/quote]
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It must have hurt.
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I wonder if they do paper air planes at Bungie?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Delta 15t Employee is talking about Jason Jones and doesn't realize he's standing right behind. Very awkward indeed. ~Delta[/quote]A mail carrier is passing out mail, and Stosh gets a letter, and it has a piece of bread in it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mythical Wolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] Not going to lie, that made me laugh [i]hard.[/i][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote]That was the most inspirational thing I've read all day.
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Urk, corroborate.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass![/quote] What a jURK.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass![/quote] What a jURK. [/quote]Well, he [i]is[/i] the jURKstore.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] All of humanity So, did you do it? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ [/quote][/quote] More importantly...[i]why[/i] did he tell you to do it?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass![/quote] What a jURK. [/quote]Well, he [i]is[/i] the jURKstore. [/quote] The jurkstore called, they're running out of you!
