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DeeJ Has Not, and Nor Will he Ever T-Bag! Latest Proof Here Now!

After stalking our new assitant community manager - [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=109422]DeeJ[/url], I managed to uncover something I believe to be of paramount importance, and it be something of which that certainly has the potential to shape the horizon of Bungie.net forever... DeeJ has [b]not[/b] and will [b]never[/b] t-bag! [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=25253706&postRepeater1-p=1#25253773]Proof 1[/url] (2008) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=49760202&postRepeater1-p=4#49763010]Proof 2[/url] (2010) Firstly, I believe Bungie should issue a statement. Secondly, DeeJ needs to inform the community as to whether his stance on teabagging has differed now being an employee of Bungie. Finally, I believe we the community deserve an immediate and independent inspection of DeeJ to make sure something such as this will never be brought to the hands of the community again. Please friends, discuss, speculate and of course condemn these recent findings. [b][quote]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/quote][/b] [u]Update and Confirmation, 30th November 2011[/u] If you haven't been living under a rock, the new community manager, DeeJ, started some [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68062325&postRepeater1-p=1]Community Carnage[/url] last night. Luckily, your modest and humble OP managed to get in to the lobby and play some games with DeeJ and others. Yes, I was there for the fun and carnage. But nevertheless my brain was filled with suspicion over DeeJ's stance on t-bagging, and whether or not it had changed, and so, as a dedicated investigator I managed to uncover some solid confirmation - DeeJ will [i]never[/i] t-bag. I discovered this through patient and heavy listening, and succeeded as I heard DeeJ state on multiple occassions: "No t-bagging, guys" and "I don't ever t-bag. If I did, I'd be banned from my own group". One day, DeeJ will crack, and will the begin to t-bag... [b][quote]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/quote][/b] [u] Update and Further Confirmation, 14th Jamuary 2012[/u] It is a new year. With the arrival of 2012, I was expecting to see a change in DeeJ, a new stance on T-bagging, even a new man... However, your modest, noble narrator, is yet again here to bring the unfortunate and upsetting news that DeeJ still does not agree with T-bagging. Evidence: Control+F 'RigZ Boi' once on [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=news&cid=32007]this link[/url] [b][quote]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/quote][/b] [b]Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011 - 2012[/b] [Edited on 01.13.2012 4:20 PM PST]

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  • Of course not. He Deebags.

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  • Deej and Nos should be friends.

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  • Source? If this is simply fiction of yours, I'm afraid I will have to PM DeeJ. The truth must be told to the masses. ... Bungie.net conspiracy 2011. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX Of course not. He Deebags.[/quote]

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  • He has self respect, of course he doesn't tee-bag.

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  • OP: And your point is?

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  • The fact that he doesn't t-bag out of self respect is a backhanded insult. He means he can't bring himself to deface his own crotch with the corpse of someone as lowly as his opponent. This guy is good.

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  • This is indeed concerning.

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  • There are other ways to annoy players. Just look what happens when an elite kills you in Halo CE. He (it?) mysteriously runs up to the camera, and releases a burst of plasma into your dead body, while laughing hysterically. Any evidence to suggest that DeeJ does not do this?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zealot Tony There are other ways to annoy players. Just look what happens when an elite kills you in Halo CE. He (it?) mysteriously runs up to the camera, and releases a burst of plasma into your dead body, while laughing hysterically. Any evidence to suggest that DeeJ does not do this?[/quote] DeeJ doesn't have unlimited ammo.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BRADEN OWNZ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zealot Tony There are other ways to annoy players. Just look what happens when an elite kills you in Halo CE. He (it?) mysteriously runs up to the camera, and releases a burst of plasma into your dead body, while laughing hysterically. Any evidence to suggest that DeeJ does not do this?[/quote] DeeJ doesn't have unlimited ammo.[/quote] ...Or [i]does[/i] he? At this point in time, I don't think we should discount any possibility.

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  • The closest you will see me get to celebratory corpse humping is ducking behind cover to avoid enemy fire when a fallen comrade or combatant just happens to be located on the ground of my position. Otherwise, I will find other ways to humiliate my opponents. They usually involve the front bumper of my [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpWUD9TRSo]Warthog[/url]. That's just me. You are welcome to your antics. Squatting on the vanquished was not brought up during the job interview. As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote]If you think he's alone, you're sorely mistaken.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ The closest you will see me get to celebratory corpse humping is ducking behind cover to avoid enemy fire when a fallen comrade or combatant just happens to be located on the ground of my position. Otherwise, I will find other ways to humiliate my opponents. They usually involve the front bumper of my [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpWUD9TRSo]Warthog[/url]. That's just me. You are welcome to your antics. Squatting on the vanquished was not brought up during the job interview. As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote] People have been scanning your posts to find anything they can talk about. This may last a while. But you must be a pretty cool person if you aren't T-bagging every 10 seconds like most of the pre-pubescents on xbox live.

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  • Our new Community Manager is confirmed for Beta with competitive sport. A real man humps until the corpse disappears. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ The closest you will see me get to celebratory corpse humping is ducking behind cover to avoid enemy fire when a fallen comrade or combatant just happens to be located on the ground of my position. [/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote] Just a little time, give to them and see what they are capable of you will. If only slightly disturbed now,[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA&feature=related] never will you be very disturbed[/url]? PS: who in the hell is Wilby?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote] ...but this is oh so like our community.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote] Just a little time, give to them and see what they are capable of you will. If only slightly disturbed now,[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA&feature=related] never will you be very disturbed[/url]? PS: who in the hell is Wilby?[/quote] Wilby is the antithesis to DeeJ.

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  • ...stop trolling. It's not funny. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RigZ Boi Source? If this is simply fiction of yours, I'm afraid I will have to PM DeeJ. The truth must be told to the masses. ... Bungie.net conspiracy 2011. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX Of course not. He Deebags.[/quote][/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ[/quote]I'm likin' the custom avatar, man.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote] Don't be. Several people have probably already read and saved your entire post history.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote] Don't be. Several people have probably already read and saved your entire post history. [/quote] Speaking from experience?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote] Don't be. Several people have already read and probably saved your entire post history. [/quote]FTFY.

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  • And your montage is weird, the album version of Waters of Nazareth is weak as -blam!- compared to the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsE9UYOk-k0]demo[/url].

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote]Don't be. Several people have probably already read and saved your entire post history. [/quote]I'm transcribing it to the walls of my cell with whatever 'ink' I can find.

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  • Dear god... You actually tried your hardest to look up dirt on him... I thought it was just a joke. This is scaring me now.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.[/quote]Welcome to the next chapter of your Bnet book. Chapter Title - Life of Gold Text: Stalking and Quoting. Wait a second...

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