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10/17/2010 5:18:25 PM
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How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.
No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided ever since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following stuff that WILL get you banned:
1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it.
2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported.
3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off.
4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you.
5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody.
6. Use the shotgun in infection.
7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle.
8. Playing the game.
9. Not playing the game.
10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating"
11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. (True story)
12. Using any weapons in the game.
13. Using the DMR
14. Not using the DMR
15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live.
16. Never use the BXR (BXB in older games) combo. According to bungie (specifically achronos), that is the same thing as modding. Apparently you have [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolwut]to mod to press to the b button, the x button, and the right trigger.[/url]
17. Never play with black or Latino players. You will inevitably be called a racist even if you say or do nothing. (Again, this is from experience.)
18.. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden.
Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. Or you can tell me about how awesome I am.
This too.
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UK Dark Wolf360
Also:
[b] Never have a good connection.
Never have a bad connection.
Never use the hologram for a distraction.
Never use sprint to move quickly. [/b][/quote]
Lol wut? Who reported this topic? (besides that 1 guy on the second page)
[Edited on 10.17.2010 11:56 AM PDT]
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never save anyones life, it's blatently killstealing
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thing is,is every single one of these is 100% correct......... Reach isn't broken I think its the players
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ANDUKE666 thing is,is every single one of these is 100% correct......... Reach isn't broken I think its the players[/quote] hahah true
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Avoid avoiding things too, then your team calls you a -blam!-.
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win thread is win, give this man a cookie
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Thread made me lol, all true
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Rep means nothing anyway. Enjoy the game. :)
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Good topic. Thread now saved. lol :)
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The win in this thread is approaching record levels.
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...not being sooo ashamed of your low k/d ratio that you're considering offing yourself. I play it because it's fun, not because I'm good at it (which I'm not), or because I like to teabag my five kills a game. I play because it's obvious that bungie gives a crap, and it's just flat out fun!
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this makes me laugh so much you are doing something right here
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Too bad report can only be used for bad things, I would report this thread for winning so much and request for sticky.
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How about using any power weapon in general? Because it's obviously cheating if you managed to get a better gun than your enemy.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wefreerfew ...not being sooo ashamed of your low k/d ratio that you're considering offing yourself. I play it because it's fun, not because I'm good at it (which I'm not), or because I like to teabag my five kills a game. I play because it's obvious that bungie gives a crap, and it's just flat out fun![/quote] There is the problem. You are not supposed to have fun.
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i agree with all of the above statements... the sad truth is i have had my rep on XBL go down thanks to people being dicks... anyone else had someone stand infront of the turret of the tank when you jump in it on BTB on paridiso? seriously sucks...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] explosivepigs No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided even since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following: 1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it. 2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported. 3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off. 4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you. 5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody. 6. Use the shotgun in infection. 7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle. 8. Playing the game. 9. Not playing the game. 10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating" 11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. 12. Using any weapons in the game. 13. Using the DMR 14. Not using the DMR 15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live. 16. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden. Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. [/quote] Awwww, did someone get reported for farming?
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Sadly the truth.
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Lols you are right people take this game way too seriously
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I've never been booted and have yet to boot anyone myself. Granted, considering some of the relentless, Relentless, RELENTLESS!!! Hate Speech that I end up dealing with on a regular basis. It's no wonder kids are hanging themselves in droves these days.
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You may also get a negative player review for even thinking of defending yourself against the "Good sportsmanship" like attitude a lot of the Reach players have. NB: "Good sportsmanship" is a term used extremely loosely.
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This thread is amazing, I got a good laugh from it. Don't use power weapons at all. Don't use stickies. Don't assassinate people with the animation. Don't assassinate people.
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Lol at 8 and 9. Also, 15.
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once black ops comes out all the complainers will leave and only number 9 will stay.
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Never throw grenades. You'll be called a grenade spammer and reported for cheating
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Here is my list: 1. If you create stupid and useless threads, you will be reported.
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I avoid people when they won't stop -blam!-ing t-bagging after a 4v1 and then say I'm a bad kid after the game. Therefor, "t-bag people even though you only get your kills in a 4v1 and then call people bad kids after the game" to the list.
