{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
7/11/2011 12:00:28 AM
39
I just killed my dog.
Basically it all started when I was walking up my stairs today, and I had a treat for my dog. It took me several hours to get this treat, in fact I went all the way to Manchester (I live in London) to get this. And it cost me quite some cash.
After I went home, I found out that my little sister had already fed my dog, So I shoved batteries up her nose and kicked her down my stairs, i then repeatedly kept hitting her with my shoe. And then forced her to eat my 4 week old moldy sandwich. I then kicked her in the balled and nuked her from orbit. I think shes dead now.
[i]EDIT: Guy below me, how do you feel? [/i]
[Edited on 07.10.2011 4:06 PM PDT]
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote] He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote] [i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i][/quote] So she's your b1tch?[/quote] Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.[/quote] I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, [i]For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.[/i] ~B2[/quote] I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it. Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.
