You can get the whole series over at [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=4100515]The Gnome Book.[/url]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnome [i]The Last in the series[/i] [b]Special Reports[/b] [u]Local Frankie Saves the Day![/u] Saturday, July 25, 2005; Posted: 12:56 a.m. EDT (12:56 GMT) Flood, Forums(AP) In a miraculous rescue, local hero Frankie O'Connor has saved Mr. Overlord from his doomed fate with the kidnappers. Even though Frankie could not be reached for comment we have a Second hand account of what happened. "It was a normal day like all others" Reports a local New Mombasan, "When i noticed the Overlord being escorted down the street by four thugs." Witness then say Frankie rushed out of a Forum into the sun, using his head he was able to blind the four. "There was this big flash of light, then it turned Green." Reports the same New Mombasan. The 'Green' she was referring to was Frankie Morphing into Mister Chief. He then whiped out his duel welding bacon and started to bet down the Kidnappers. Bungie staff has not released the identity of the kidnappers until there parents have been notified. After a quick search of the forum, Mods found our reporter in the field Gnome G. Hog tied naked in a closet. [i]Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed[/i][/quote] hahahahaha