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7/13/2005 10:51:56 PM
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Jumpin' on the bandwagon!!

Through the darkness they moved. Swiftly. Silently. With purpose. Slipping undetected through the halls of the New Mombasa buliding, they arrived at their target. They were Spammers. They had been training endlessly for this moment, striking at other, smaller forum sites, and successfully bring each to its knees. Now, it was time for their ultimate test: bringing down Bungie.net. ------------------------- Recon Number 54 was just finishing up his rounds on his night shift. Stifling a yawn, he pointed his flashlight down yet another one of the seemingly endless hall and began the last of his route. Out of the corner of his eye, something caught his attention. Movement. A door. [i]Odd...the forums are usually a graveyard at this hour[/i]. His experience told him something wasn't right. Carefully, yet with trained precision, he clicked off his flashlight and unsheathed his Banhammer, ready to stalk the unknown trespassers. He slowly crept to the door that he had seen open and shut just ever so slightly...ever so suspiciously. He arrived at his mark. Banhammer in one hand and flashlight in the other, he backed up slightly, and put all of his momentum into his foot as it made solid contact with the Thread Door. It might as well have been made of cardboard. At the same instant, he switched on his flashlight, hoping to blind anyone inside. There was someone. In fact, [i]three[/i] of someone. Masked, and dressed in black. And they were up to no good. One of them had attatched a small blinking device to the far wall. The other two were covering him. Recon decided to waste no time with talk. Better to ban first and as questions later. The thread room was small, only about a 9' by 9'. It hadn't been developed very far yet. That was perfect, as far as Recon was concerned. No room for them to maneuver. He gave a mighty swing with his hammer and connected solidly with the closest indruder. In an instant, he was nothing more than a bloody pulp on the ground. The second one put up more of a fight. Recon had to take several swings to put the intruder down for the count. [i]All too easy[/i], he thought to himself. The third one was still working on... [i]Oh, no.[/i] [i]The bomb.[/i] He was finished. He turned around and defiantly began to snicker at Recon. The last thing he ever saw was the pockmarked, bloody surface of Recon's Banhammer. Recon glanced at the bomb. It was beeping. Faster... Faster... Faster... ---------------------------- The silence of the night was shattered by an enormous, thundering explosion eminating from the 15th floor of the New Mombasa facility. The brain-jarring concussion tore a swath through the entire B.net complex, destroying windows and shaking the foundations to their very core. That night, the eyes of the innocent, unassuming B.net members were opened. There was a threat. It was real. It had to be eliminated.
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  • And it's so true. Poor New Mombasa.

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  • Yup... More at 9!

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  • Sw00t. Maybe I should resurrect my B-NET threads.

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  • Morning came. And with it, daylight. The night's destruction could now fully be seen. Debris was littered everywhere. The sun was red, swollen, almost sickly...merely an optical illusion caused from the massive cloud of smog and dust that hung over the B.net complex as a grim, ominous monument to the night's event, it was eerie nonetheless. The sunlight glinted off peices of shattered glass, steel, concrete, and... [i]I don't even want to know [/i]what[i] that was,[/i] Frankie thought. He was still struggling to comprehend what had happened to the previously peaceful B.net New Mombasa building. [i]His[/i] building. [i]Who would do such a thing? Why?[/i] He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't notice Ske7ch running out of the massive crowd surrounding the New Mombasa building. "Frankie! Ya allright?" Slowly, he came to. "How bad?" "Maybe you should see for yourself," was Ske7ch's somber reply. They slowly made their way through the crowd that had formed at a relatively safe distance from the building. Had Frankie been looking, he would have noticed that the closer he came to Ground Zero, the more ghostly the crowd's faces were. What he saw next simply caused his jaw to drop. The explosion had completely skeletonized floors 10 to 20. Massive flames crawled up the ghastly, burnt-out framework and licked the isolated remaning top section of the building. The steel girders creaked and moaned ghoulishly. Flaming, charred bodies hurled themsleves out the windows, leaving haunting trails of smoke before making a muffled [i]thud[/i] from falling thirty stories to the ground, to be extinguished forever. The wind surrounding the New Mombasa complex picked up. It began to sway back and forth, its steel support structure softening under the heat of the flames. It shuddered violently, and then, as if in a final, dying breath, creaked eerily as it came crashing into Terra. Unconsciously, Frankie's clenched his fists. His jaw tightened. An angry tear streamed down his cheek. [i]They're going to pay for what they've done.[/i] [Edited on 7/13/2005]

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  • This is how much we dislike New Mombasa? [i]Just Imagine here right now...[/i]

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  • No, it's how much we dislike spammers.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother No, it's how much we dislike spammers.[/quote] Yup! Hahahahaha. I just chose New Mombasa because that's where I've seen a really, REALLY bad spam attack happen around the time Halo 2 was coming out.

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  • And speaking of spammers, there are threads here RIGHT now below this and probably above typed out in CAPS and unintelligable titles.

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  • I know. Don't worry...there will be lots of killing of spammers later on.

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  • Well...this is great. Three people have read my story. ...Freakers.

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  • *Pats Casey's Back* Don't you worry. Just blame those damn spammers.

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  • Yeah...freakin' spammers. *mutters under breath* ...Kill 'em all...

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  • Too much wordyness, gimme the gist of it

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  • Spammers blew up New Mombasa. There ya go.

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  • No I didn't...

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  • awesome it was very descriptive so I got a good idea of what it looked like... one thing I didnt like is the fact that Recon noticed theres usially no one here this late...what about the posters in Europe... I'm stationed in Germany...

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  • Nicely done - I enjoyed it how you did not withold the violent animations..

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  • No one else except the more notable Bungie.net members should try doing this. Just trying to keep the spirit of quality alive. Good work Casey.

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  • hiow notable? cause my sister Locks did a good one and shes as old as me... about a hlaf a yaer old (bungie years)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vipercheif awesome it was very descriptive so I got a good idea of what it looked like... one thing I didnt like is the fact that Recon noticed theres usially no one here this late...what about the posters in Europe... I'm stationed in Germany...[/quote] Good point. I guess I was just looking at it from my perspective. That, and if I talked about posters everywhere, there'd really be no night lull where the spammers could sneak in.

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  • I should totally be in this story...make me the treacherous flood forum goer

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  • I want more!! keep goin

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Casey [i]Odd...the forums are usually a graveyard at this hour[/i]. [/quote] That's when I usually post. It's a graveyard because I scare everyone away. [Edited on 7/14/2005]

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  • Spammers is commercialism.

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  • Okay, time for the next installment. ...Orrrr, maybe not. I need to think more about it.

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  • TOO LONG. Either shorten that mother -blam!- up, or make a summary.

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