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7/13/2005 6:46:25 AM
The five people are tied into chairs. Halifax and Fiurha have gone to make a sandwich. Ben: "Man, this fsking sucks. I'm sure this conflicts with Goodwin's law." MC's Brother: "Shut up." Buffalo: "Yeah, shut up." MC's Brother: "I meant you. I was saying it in advance." Buffalo: "Oh." Twitch: "Wait guys, I have a plan!" Greenchief: "Holy -blam!-, Apocolypse is nigh." Twitch: "I can use my lighter to burn through the ropes!" Ben: "Kick ass! Do it!" Twitch: "Too bad I don't have any fuel left in it. It would've been cool though. Say, anybody got any weed?" MC's Brother: ........ Suddenly the door slammed open. In came Lordcrotchpants, Grindstone and Douglas brown, all at gun point. In no time they were tied up in a stupid chair like the other five. Buffalo: "Whats Crotchpants doing here?" Pants: "Hey, throwing oranges is my favorite hobby." Halifax and Fiurha slam open the door and walk in. Halifax: "Alright you monkeys, we're done eating lunch so I'm gonna start banning you all now." Fiurha: *Points ban rifle at Ben* Ben: "But this isn't fair! I invoke Goodwin's law!" Fiurha: "Oh -blam!-." Halifax: "But-but....crap....you can't argue with Goodwin's law. You may all go free. And we will now ban ourselves." *Halifax and Fiurha shoot themselves with their ban rifles* Buffalo: ... Douglas Brown: "What the hell just happened?" Pants: "I dunno, but it worked." Ben: "THAT'S RIGHT. OBEY THE LAW, -blam!-!" MCs Brother: "Hey Buffalo, let's go find your clover." Buffalo: "Oh, that. It was in my pocket the whole time. Halifax got a blade of grass." [i]Teh Uber End[/i] ------------------------------------------------------------------ [url=http://bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=3946710]The Epic Rescue of Chadwick the Clover Part ll[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=3946422]The Epic Rescue of Chadwick the Clover Part l[/url] [Edited on 7/13/2005]

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