[b]I would have posted this in the halo 3 forum but it seemed more like a flood topic.[/b]
My cousin is coming over to stay with my family for a week. She is a huge fan of halo 3. But not in the average fanboy kind of fan. She loves it for a different reason: She wants to sleep with an elite. I CAN'T STAND IT! Every time I play halo 3 with her, she talk about all the kinds of things that she would want to do to the arbiter and she wonders what his "equipment" must be like! It drives me out of my mind because it is so -blam!- weird and nasty!
So flood, I ask you this: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Pretend halo 3 is busted?
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She must really want an honor guard pike in her.
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Too obvious, try again next time :(
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1st Option: Punch her in the face and run.... 2nd Option: just tell her it creeps you out 3rd Option: If shes hot and incest don't bother you dress up as an elite....................
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Tell her to shut up or get out.
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"loose" the disk in your underwear drawer for a week
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LastedPandora [b]I would have posted this in the halo 3 forum but it seemed more like a flood topic.[/b] My cousin is coming over to stay with my family for a week. She is a huge fan of halo 3. But not in the average fanboy kind of fan. She loves it for a different reason: She wants to sleep with an elite. I CAN'T STAND IT! Every time I play halo 3 with her, she talk about all the kinds of things that she would want to do to the arbiter and she wonders what his "equipment" must be like! It drives me out of my mind because it is so -blam!- weird and nasty! So flood, I ask you this: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Pretend halo 3 is busted? [/quote]Stick H3 up ur arse and hope she wont see you in pain.
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... *leaves thread*
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Let her play, secretly tape her fepping to it, and then send the vidya to me.
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Well, Elites are around 8 or Nine feet tall. Your lying if you have never thought about the size of Elite/Brute or any other Covenant creatures dong.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoratMaYCrY Too obvious, try again next time :([/quote] What?
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What should you do? Give me an Elite costume.
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introduce her to locusts from Gears?
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Yeah, pretend it's busted sounds good enough.
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Pics first, advice later.
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Dress up like an Elite and go to town. WORT WORT WORT
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lol. Shes like me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wormman 1st Option: Punch her in the face and run....[/quote] She is almost oblivious to physical pain and she is quite strong. She also knows karate. [quote]2nd Option: just tell her it creeps you out[/quote] She laughs when I tell her that. [quote]3rd Option: If shes hot and incest don't bother you dress up as an elite....................[/quote] Well she is hot and she was adopted...but no.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LastedPandora WHAT SHOULD I DO?[/quote] Act like an Elite. She'll see it in your stride.
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easiest solution...troll her back
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If you can't beat 'em...
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Tell her they are a-blam!- and do not have ding dongs.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AdornThyHeadset If you can't beat 'em... [/quote] [i]Let 'em beat you.[/i]
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post pics of her
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Talk about how you want to sleep with her (your cousin).