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#TheFlood

Edited by Stanky: 1/15/2013 4:09:30 AM
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Recon's a spy!

Just hear me out k? Look closely at his B.net avatar. Who is it? That's right, the guy who sends Cortana to the moon using the portal gun! Why is this important? Read on and find out! Now in Halo the guy who is his avatar codename "Yippity skippity" is the main enemy. He infiltrates black mesa by gaining the trust of Morgan P McFinnagin to get to Master Chef and Cortana. And then after years of trust and bondage what does he do? HE SENDS THE BITCH TO DA MOON! Still don't believe me? Look at his bestfriend Foman AKA "M.C Funky pants" now what did Foman have his avatar as for the longest time? AN ASIAN! (Or a Mexican not entirely sure) but a minority none the less. And what do minorities love? KILLING AMERICANS! That's right this plan is bigger than I ever imagined! We have to stop this guys. Their overseers have already nuked the Flood. What's next? Our weiners? We have to go on the offensive. You hear that you kanoodling bastards we're coming for you! RISE FRIENDS RISE

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