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4/21/2005 8:34:13 AM
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A saddist story ever so please read with an open mind!!!
Just four months ago I bought my first new car it was an Acura RSX and I loved that thing. Four weeks ago or a month I got it stolen by a bunch of little punks and never got it back untill it was found totald. I had insurence but since I did not fully pay it off I got no money for it. So how was I supposed to go to work? Then I figured I will just have to rent a dang car. So that is what I did and two weeks ago maybe the same punks or diffrent a-holes stole so now I have no money on the credit card I put the car under. Now here is the sad part, I was using a 3 month trial on my xbox live account and then when it rooled over to after the three months and it had no money to charge so they shut my xbox live account down and I have nothing to do when I get off work. So now that I was bored and had plenty of time to do what ever I decided to persue a relation with one of my good female friends and here is the saddist thing you will ever here in this story and in the world.... she wont let me drink my beer which wont say the name of the beer B so what should I do? Do I stay with her do I leave her I dont know and she is very hot bUt she wont let me drink. We go to Fresno State and I wont give any names but what to do?Do you men and women think I should break up with her. Do you guys think I should be W more worried about my damn car and how I am supposed to get to work because now E I have to walk there at about midnight and just sit there and do nothing, by the way I am a I security cop or a rent a cop or what ever the hell you want to call me. So now I am at S work trying to think of what to do someone please tell me because I cant think right E now. I just need to talk to someone and I know I am dronning on because I have R nothing better to do. If you can read the name of the beer I drunk good that means you actaully read all this extra crap and this is a true story to. The way to find the beer I used to drink just find all the capatle letters for no reaon. I am so sad... TO BE CONTINUED EVERY MONDAY-WEDSDAY AT 12:30 FOR MORE OF MY REAL S HIT Y LIFE. LATE
[Edited on 4/21/2005]
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Wow, that really sucks...about the RSX I mean...damn. Forget the beer, will she let you smoke the wacky tobacee? That might help...
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Dang, I picked out the beer before you gave directions. Hmmm.... Why won't she let you drink? That is important. I must know before I can continue further
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Maybe you got sooo drunk one time that you can't remember how you totaled your own car and then the next day you thought it was stolen....
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The reason she wont let me drink is becasue the last time I did I said some one elses name in bed. I told like it even matters that I screwd her once and called you by her name. I wish I can get drunk enough to total my car abd report it stolen at least then I will have something to laugh about later in life.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BrownEye319 Maybe you got sooo drunk one time that you can't remember how you totaled your own car and then the next day you thought it was stolen....[/quote] People can be sush ass- holes***Be happy with what u got some people dont even have jobs or a girl friend...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Death_8823 The reason she wont let me drink is becasue the last time I did I said some one elses name in bed. I told like it even matters that I screwd her once and called you by her name. I wish I can get drunk enough to total my car abd report it stolen at least then I will have something to laugh about later in life.[/quote] lol you know people got live journals for these kinds of storys, i read so many of these they loose there impact afther ahile and then again i also read so many that sounded like my story that it made my life seem less exciting. so yeah basically these storys are a dime a dozen and same goes to everybody.
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well since you can't play live and she won't let tyou drink the only thing left to do is have lots of s3x. And if your not getting that then worry about your.
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uhhhh..... whipped lol..... any way tell her ur gonna drink if you want but be considerate of what u drink no one should have control over another in a relationship.....
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If you know them, have you pressed any charges on the little punks who stole your car?
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I dont know who stole my car I just call them a bunch of little punks because they wont face me in real life. Yeah I am kinda whiped but I mean the s3x is Excellent so I figure that I will just put up with it untill I cant anymore and have to drink behind her back. Its what every other man does when he is in a relationship right?
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Tough luck. :/
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What do you guys think I should do? Do you think I should dumb her ass or stay with her? What ever you guys say I sware I will do. I am getting tired of her not letting me drink already. The s3x is great though so I am torn between great s3x and my great beer. Beer has been there for me when I needed it and she been there for me when ( I really needed it) you guys know what I mean by that. So tell me. WWJD we want Jack Daniels. Help me. LATE
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I don't think that drinking is going to help at all. It's not cheap, and your financial woes are grevious. If the sex is good enough, stick with it, give up the beer for a while and fix your life. Besides, even if the relationship ends, that first beer will be so worth it. On a side note, since you will not be playing OSU for the next few seasons, good luck with your football year.
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LMFAOESIJRTBBQTTSOPIANTBIRDTWHTYSBT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Death_8823 The reason she wont let me drink is becasue the last time I did I said some one elses name in bed. I told like it even matters that I screwd her once and called you by her name. I wish I can get drunk enough to total my car abd report it stolen at least then I will have something to laugh about later in life.[/quote]
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LMFAOESIJRTBBQTTSOPIANTBIRDTWHTYSBT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Death_8823 The reason she wont let me drink is becasue the last time I did I said some one elses name in bed. I told like it even matters that I screwd her once and called you by her name. I wish I can get drunk enough to total my car abd report it stolen at least then I will have something to laugh about later in life.[/quote]
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I don't think that drinking is going to help at all. It's not cheap, and your financial woes are grevious. If the sex is good enough, stick with it, give up the beer for a while and fix your life. Besides, even if the relationship ends, that first beer will be so worth it. If that is what you think I should do I guess I should do it. It does not sound like to bad of an idea. Does anyone second this guys idea or do you guys think I should ignore him and have a diffrent idea? LATE
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Ok, heres my idea. You have to hunt down the punks that stole your car, and then tie them to a car, and send it in netural through a gauntlet of flaming, mine strewn cars and say "This isn't vengence, this isn't hatred, its Punishment." Then you gotta stand on a bridge with a cool trenchcoat on and say. "[insert your first and last name] is dead. I am... The Arbiter.... I mean Punisher.... I mean screw copywrite infragment... I am the Terminator......." Exactly.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xX343 GuiltyTaft Ok, heres my idea. You have to hunt down the punks that stole your car, and then tie them to a car, and send it in netural through a gauntlet of flaming, mine strewn cars and say "This isn't vengence, this isn't hatred, its Punishment." Then you gotta stand on a bridge with a cool trenchcoat on and say. "[insert your first and last name] is dead. I am... The Arbiter.... I mean Punisher.... I mean screw copywrite infragment... I am the Terminator......." Exactly.[/quote] Well, I was okay with that up `til "and then tie them to..." Punishment is so lax these days, but if you take it into your own hands, the judge will be harsher on you than on the perpetrators, seriously. I can tell that you know the best thing for you to do, but it is really hard to stick to it. But if everything in life was easy, we would learn so little. Let go of the beer for a while, it may even be beneficial for you to let it go, just to remind yourself it isn't a necessity. I'll tell you personally, the beer will always be there in the store, but a good woman IS hard to find. If you screw it up, no amount of beer will fix that.
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The hunting them down wouldnt work because unfortunatly I dont have a crime lab in my dorm. There was finger prints on where the face to the cd player used to be but the officer I talked to said that it would cost the city to much money to follow up on the crime. I was pissed when I heard him say that. Your right a good woman is hard to find and I think I found a great one, but think of the beer my good man. Beer will make every hoe, skank, be-ach, etc. a great woman. What to do what to do? Thanks for your guys opinions I enjoy reading what you think I should do :). Damn that was my car boo hoo hoo
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ummm become a singing hobo and get money...got it from the simpsons. worked for homer.......
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Homer did not play as a singing hobo, he played as a crazy pan hadeler to get money which he used to buy Marge great gifts.
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You should put beer in all of her food and drinks.
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I like the way you think mike. She would notice though but it will be good for a laugh or 2
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Cut yourself.
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I don't see anything saddistical in that story.
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That's got to be one of the funniest things I ever read. Sorry...>_>
