"THE DRUNK SIDE OF THE FORCE" Look out! Look out! Luke Skywalker is very Drunk He killed Micheal Jordan while making a slam dunk He's cutting down trees with his lightsaber He's really starting to piss off the neighbor With the cops he's putting up a fight Looks like the force is with sobriety tonight "KANGAROOS" Wild Kangaroos are on the loose They just kicked a canadian goose They started to smash up the town So some hicks decided to take them down The hicks had fun poking the kangaroos with sticks Until the kangaroos started punching the hicks The hicks went down with a single swing And screwed up the whole thing But then a monk shot them in the head Then they all fell dead