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Choose your own adventure! *Now with more blood!*

Alright, due to the popular consensus that this Forum won't be around much longer, I thought I'd give you guys one last glimpse of my brilliance, and the oppurtunity to participate in it! So, if you haven't done one of these with me before, here's how it works: I write a segment of the story and give you a list of choices that the character(s) could make next. Some choices might be menial like opening a door vs. opening a chest, and other's might be disastrous like fighting with a shotgun vs. fighting with a tooth pick. So be smart with what you choose! And speaking of being smart... [u]Rules[/u] 1. The first person to respond with a choice is the one I'll choose. You can argue and bicker all you want, but that's that. If some dick decides to come ruin the game...well then, it's your fault for supporting that kind of behavior all these years. 2. Don't demand me to be inhumanly consistent. It's likely that I could go hours, or even days without posting another segment. No, you cannot offer to take over the job for me while I'm gone. No, I will not accept answers over PMs. No, you cannot be in the story nor do your opinions on the story have any bearing on what will happen next. 3. No editing your post. After you've made a choice, that's it. If you edit your post, I will ignore it and move on to the next answer (assuming there is another one) given. That's all I can think of right now...just don't be a jerk. That's my job. Anyway, let's get this started! In the spirit of Halloween, which is coming up soon, I've decided to go back to my roots and make this a gruesome zombie story. --------------------- Ivan smiled at his date, hoping she couldn't tell it was fake. The night had been one disaster after another and it all started wtih the fake rat in the punch bowl. Ivan thought it was funny, she threatened to sue. "So Ivan, how are you enjoying your clam chowder?" "My what?" The girl (he had already forgotten her name) glared at him, "Your clam chowder. Pay attention when I talk to you!" "I am paying attention...babe." In reality, he was really paying attention to the massive wart hanging off her chin. "What are you looking at?" she demanded. Ivan looked at her chin, longing to snip that thing off and muttered, "What?" "That's it! If you aren't going to pay attention then I'll just leave!" Ivan was broken from his trance as she stood up. "Wait...babe wait! Babe!" He watched as she walked to the door, unsure as to whether he should finish his clam chowder first, or run out and drag her back to the table. [i]Should Ivan: 1. Eat his clam chowder. 2. Try and stop her.[/i]
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  • 1. Eat his Clam Chowder.

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  • He should eat his clam chowder. -blam!- Maybe I should have read the beginning...

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  • ivan is my brothers name!

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  • Try and stop her!

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  • do what any good guy wold do... eat the cowder theres no point if shes got a wart like that and it bothers you

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  • 2 ivan ran out side them duct taped heerto a tree and enjoyed his chowder in peace then he got a relly hot girlfriend and lots of chowder

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a chopstick 2 ivan ran out side them duct taped heerto a tree and enjoyed his chowder in peace then he got a relly hot girlfriend and lots of chowder[/quote] Don't ruin this, you idiot. Read the rules at the top.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a chopstick 2 ivan ran out side them duct taped heerto a tree and enjoyed his chowder in peace then he got a relly hot girlfriend and lots of chowder[/quote]Clearly you have never seen Halifax write.

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  • Ivan shrugged and dug into his clam chowder which, in his mind, was worth more than a wart-ridden date. He went for his second bite when a scream blasted his ear drums. His hand flipped up, sending the spoon he was eating with flying. Ivan turned in anger to see a man wrapping his arms around Ivan's date. Whoever she was. "Hey!" Ivan shouted, "You can't do that! She's mine! Or...she was, but still...oh well." He looked back at his soup which had somehow spilled across his table. "What the?" He stood up in anger and marched toward the man, "Hey! You owe me a bowl of soup!" It was then that Ivan noticed the man seemed to be nibbling on the girl's chin, right where her wart was. "Oh.....that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen." The girl screamed again, "Let go of me! Let go of--AHHH!" With a sudden jerk, the man pulled away from her, tearing her wart off as well. "You ate my wart?" Ivan suddenly decided he wasn't hungry anymore. "You know, maybe I'll just call a cab." The man rushed in again and started gnawing on her face. "Help!" she shouted, "Help!" She glared at Ivan as blood poured down her neck, "Are you going to help?" [i]Is he? 1. Help 2. Don't[/i]

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  • Dont. Screw her instead.

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  • He should help! Otherwise he might not get laid!1! NO- I was first! [Edited on 09.28.2008 2:33 PM PDT]

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  • Haha, love it. *Hounds F5*

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  • The above wasn't serious, I think, so I choose Help

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  • Ivan watched her for a moment and then said, "Ya...I'm gonna call a cab." He quickly left the restaurant, suddenly aware that no one else seemed bothered by the fact that his date was being eaten alive. Maybe they saw her wart too. On the street, he realized it was eerily quiet. No cars were out and people just shuffled down the side walks, arms stretched out lazily in front of them. Clouds had moved in above, promising rain soon. Ivan headed to the nearest pay phone, angry that he had left his cell phone at home so it wouldn't disrupt his "romantic evening". When he picked up the phone there was nothing. No dial tone, no annoying woman telling him to hang up and try again. "Hmm," he muttered, "Power lines must have exploded." It was then that he realized someone was standing behind him. He turned and said pleasantly, "The phones are down...say, do you have a car?" The man just stared at him blankly. Ivan looked closer and noticed that his eyes were completely white. "Oh...you're blind, of course you don't have a car. In that case...do you have a seeing eye dog that could possibly--AUGH!" The man lunged forward, its hands reaching for Ivan's neck. Ivan quickly side-stepped and backed away. Suddenly, he realized that all the people shuffling along had turned to look at him, white eyes staring, unblinking. "Okay...what's going on? Is this the surprise party my mom was telling me about? Cause if it is, you guys suck at it." Slowly it dawned on him that this was not a surprise party. This wasn't a party at all. He remembered the man in the restaurant, eating his date. As a matter of fact, he still heard her screams echoing from inside. "I think...it's time to run." [i]Should he: 1. Run to the nearby clothing store? 2. Run down the street? 3. Run back into the restaurant? 4. Run down an alley?[/i]

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  • 1. Run into the clothing store

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  • Run into the restaurant.

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  • 4

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  • #4 should have been picked, nice and creepy

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs #4 should have been picked, nice and creepy[/quote] Well, it's closest =P And if he dies, at least he'll probably die in style.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Micro5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs #4 should have been picked, nice and creepy[/quote] Well, it's closest =P And if he dies, at least he'll probably die in style. [/quote] Lol

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  • Halifax must be making a BIG post.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs Halifax must be making a BIG post.[/quote] i know

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  • (whew, first test of your patience is over!) Ivan quickly dashed across the street to his favorite clothing store, Abercrombie and Fitch. Once inside, he breathed a sigh of relief to find that the store was empty. Well, aside from the dead cashier lying on the floor, but Ivan considered him to be a minor inconvenience and quickly headed deeper into the store. He knew what he was looking for: clothes that, while stylish, made him look completely unappetizing, or at the very least, high in cholesterol. He heard heavy breathing and turned around quickly, deciding that a slow, dramatic turn would likely end with him being eaten. Standing before him was the, previously, dead cashier. Ivan took a deep breath and muttered, "I'm gonna take a wild guess that I'm in a zombie story...which means I either have to A. Kill all the zombies, B. Run for the hills and wait for the army, or C. Get eaten." Ivan then turned to the reader and asked, "What do you think?" [i]Should Ivan: A. Kill all the zombies? B. Run for the hills and wait for the army? C. Get eaten?[/i]

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  • kill the zombies

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  • Kill the zombies!

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  • Get Eaten.

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