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MRKSe7en

MRKSe7en

2/18/2005 4:49:33 AM
In order to fully understand the story please read [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/seven/Resources/Article.aspx?cid=130370]Part 1[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/seven/Resources/Article.aspx?cid=130371]Part 2[/url] then [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/seven/Resources/Article.aspx?cid=130611]Part 3[/url]. After eating our tasty [b]buffalo wings[/b] me and [b]Infil7rator[/b] started to ponder about why this was happening. We were thinking about [b]Ghostkilla[/b]’s mom and how she loved to fondle our [b]H3CK H0LE[/b]s. Then I started thinking about [b] Lego Saving Diva[/b] And here gigantic personality. Those thought were soon iterupted by the sound of [b]Banshee Barron[/b] with his s7upid cell phone. He was dancing to a ring tone called “I like big butts”. So I picked up a rock and aimed for his phone, I missed and hit him in the head. He fell to the floor and his phone drop and it made it stop so I was happy. After cleaning up all the [b]buffalo wings[/b] we eat. I told [b]Banshee Barron[/b] that [b] NextTimeDuck[/b] and he would be ok. Then my phone rang again. It was [b]Yoozel[/b]. He told me to meet him at [b]RandomlyIssued[/b] house. I said ok. Whwn we got there the was a guy by the name of [b]Recon Number 54[/b] and he wanted a password, so I said “I chose you [b]flamechu[/b]” He let us in and I meet with [b]Yoozel[/b]. I ask why he wanted me here. He said because we ordered some [b]buffalo wings[/b] and he wanted to eat them with me. I said ok whatever. After we were done eating [b]buffalo wings[/b], I passed out. When I woke up I was in my bed. I didn’t know what was going on. I went downstairs and my mom was cooking [b] NinjaBiscuits[/b] wraped in bacon. I was like what the heck is going on. She said “what are you talking about”. I walked away and thought could this really be a dream. It couldn’t have been. I mean I made out with the bungie Princess! I mean how could that be fake? Omg it cant be! Like this is not fair. Why? Why? So I picked up a gun and shot myself 3 times in the head. Just kidding! (I got you there didn’t I?) I actually took a shower. When I was out I called up [b]Twinkie[/b]. I asked him about what happened. He hung up and said I was crazy. So I sat down a played halo 2, I was matched up with a kid called [b] Xl RagE lX[/b]. He was one of those trash talking 5th graders that suck. I wooped his arse at head to head. Then I walked outside, and I saw [b] Stalking Puma[/b]. He was talking to [b] Money Marine[/b] and retard who rode the short bus. I asked Puma if how he was. He said Dandy. I was kinda mad it was a dream because I thought I ran over [b]Mc’s brother[/b]. So I got in my cool truck and drove to his house. I heard this song from acdc called “big Balls”. I saw [b]Mc’s Brother[/b] Picking his nose so I decided to run him over. I did and to make sure it was good I backed over him too. Then I got a car wash cause my truck was dirty. After that I went home and got on bungie.net. I posted a story about my story and people liked it. Then I eat some [b]buffalo wings[/b]! [b]The End[/b] [i]Note if you were abused, eatin or made fun of please dont cry! Its just a story...[/i]

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