So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened.
It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful.
I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more.
I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more.
Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage.
She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls."
What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words.
"No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9."
The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterKai13 can i haz R3C0NZ[/quote] no...can cant haz recon. GTFO
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Epic thread, i applaud you sir
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roflmao. these posts never get old.
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What has the Halo community come to?
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This makes you g@y. You know that right? [Edited on 09.21.2008 7:30 PM PDT]
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BEST THREAD EVER
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I don't know what to say, I almost s*** my pants laghing!
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you made my day lol
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god i hope that is a true story
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u a disgusting perverted -blam!-
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Lol, not to bw wierd, but ive done this to people myself, and i lol about ti whenever i play with them. Then my friends make up that im a girl when there playing with there friends that ive never played with before and i have to play along with it other wise my friend looks like a freak.
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*throws arms in air* Win!
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Don't feel bad, you're not the only one who's that has happened to... Wait, yes you are.
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Genius
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ROFL this is the funniest thing i have ever read!!!!!!
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outstanding humor. five stars for you EDIT FOR THOUGHT: At least you found out BEFORE the honeymoon... [Edited on 09.07.2008 9:11 AM PDT]
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Awwwl sh1t dude, you had me rollin. It reminded me of this time I was playin halo and there was a girl on my team. Me and another teammate kept asking her if she was really a girl or just a pre-puberty boy. She got mad at first, but her voice was like seriouly borderline boy. She thought it was funny in the end and played with us for awhile. With all of this said, I know how easily her voice could decieve others. lmao, but your case is something else. Good story kid.
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i cant believe how many people are so gullable to actually think this is true lol haha. good story
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Yeah its a girl, do you say that when you see one in school?
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haha that story was beautifully written
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ROFL AT ENDING but seriosuly, there are lots of girls on halo 3. i have like 6 of them on my friends list, that i actually know
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dylan1473 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AssassinDragoon What? You turned down playing basketball for halo 3? You fell in love with a person through xbox live? You asked her hand in marriage? The question here is, are YOU 9?[/quote] If so, he's certainly a very creative and well read nine-year old. This is probably the second best thing I have read on this forum.[/quote] You can't say that without giving us the first.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AssassinDragoon What? You turned down playing basketball for halo 3? You fell in love with a person through xbox live? You asked her hand in marriage? The question here is, are YOU 9?[/quote] If so, he's certainly a very creative and well read nine-year old. This is probably the second best thing I have read on this forum. [Edited on 09.06.2008 9:00 AM PDT]
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What? You turned down playing basketball for halo 3? You fell in love with a person through xbox live? You asked her hand in marriage? The question here is, are YOU 9?