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2/2/2005 1:10:29 AM
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The Pencil Sharpener Attacked Me!
I swear that thing is out to get me. I was sharpening a color pencil today for a class and it stops sharpening even though it hadn't done anything so I tried pushing harder then the pencil got like all eaten up all of a sudden causing me to lose my grip and I hit my hand on the crank thingy. I then was bleeding really badly and had to go to the nurse.
That's why I ONLY use mechanicle except when I have to use the other ones. ((ex. the -blaming!- BST)Bull -slam!- Tests))
[Edited on 2/1/2005 5:18:42 PM]
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Poor thing. Use a sledge hammer. [Edited on 2/1/2005 5:12:02 PM]
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Wow...although I did sneeze and crack my head open once.
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*twighlight zone music* pencils n pencil sharpeners just hate me in general. they dont wanna sharpen somtimes. i got attacked by sissors once and my arms got all cut...wait nvm that was my own doing See Sig [Edited on 2/1/2005 5:13:51 PM]
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My friends sneezes are so big, it looks like he's headbanging.
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that's why I went mechanical.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CabKiller My friends sneezes are so big, it looks like he's headbanging.[/quote] lol...and sry money marine. it would be weird to see him sneezing while he was listening to classical music
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What's with those people that hold in their sneezes? I know this girl that holds it in and makes this little squeaking sound afterwards. What's that all about? And how did we get to sneezing from a topic on a pencil sharpener that hates people?
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it is funny when girls hold in sneezes. we were in english and one of em did and we were all laughin our asses off
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I used to hold in my sneezes in until one time I sneezed to big and almost broke a rib, but now I have back problems again. Now I let them fly, but they are all still very big like that one.
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Only do it when taking tests or something. AHCHOO! [Edited on 2/1/2005 5:47:25 PM]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Money Marine Wow...although I did sneeze and crack my head open once.[/quote] Lmao, ouch. My friend sneezed and smacked her head on her knee once. She knocked herself out for thirty minutes ;o
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If you need to sneeze and you are one of those people it would be better to punch yourself in the nose. Sometimes it keeps you form sneezing, otherwise it nocks you out so you don't have to sneeze. Enough about sneezing. Let's just dis the pencil sharpener already. AHCHOO!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrari If you need to sneeze and you are one of those people it would be better to punch yourself in the nose. Sometimes it keeps you form sneezing, otherwise it nocks you out so you don't have to sneeze. Enough about sneezing. Let's just dis the pencil sharpener already. AHCHOO!![/quote] Bless-you.
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Your signature is pretty cool.
