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originally posted in:Laughings Coffin
9/3/2014 4:16:29 PM
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Excuses for taking the 9th off
So Tuesday is a busy day and I told my boss I can't come in and he basically said no :( I'm thinking desperate times calls for desperate measures. I need help coming up with something that they will definitely be like damn ya you can totally stay home bro, what are some of your excuses for taking the day off. As always Xbox one group here to help when you need enough players to play raids that won't quit on you "Laughings Coffin " http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Members/166361
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1 ReplyEdited by Cardinal Erebus: 9/4/2014 3:53:33 AMTold my boss i won't be in then he said "destiny?" I said "yes" and he just went "sure go for it, i am doing the same anyway"
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I just dont kniw why people dont put ina time off request form like I did I did it a month ago for the 11th and 12th since im already off for the 9th and 10th off is everyone not able to ask for time off
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I quit
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25 and retired so don't need to ask for it off. Thats what happens when you build yourself am asset which brings in 120k a year. Go to work or end up with three days off without pay and a written warning, seems like the appropriate punishment.
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Just say you have explosive diarrhea. No one questions diarrhea
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1 ReplyJust break an arm. Or a leg. Real men don't fake an injury!
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I asked off because my "other job has requested I work there for a big event they have going on"
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5 RepliesI'm in the best situation where I can create and manage my own working schedule. So I might give myself a few days without work... Boss' orders ;)
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2 RepliesSelf employed here , I asked my self for a day off and gave my self 5 days off. ... What a nice boss I am :D
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Edited by IIIJEWISHJEDIII: 9/3/2014 8:32:27 PMUsually, explosive diarrhea works...no one tries to ask questions and its wise to be a little too forthcoming with details: You: "Hey boss, I'm not coming in today." Boss: "Why?" You: "I have the scours." Boss: "You have the what?" You: "I'm painting the bottom of the toilet seat." Boss: "Do what?" You: "I'm sh:tting like a crippled 'coon." Boss: "WHAT?" You: "I could crap through a screen door." Boss: "You can what?" You: "I have explosive diarrhea!" Boss: "Oh. OH! Yeah, you can take off...good God..."
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3 Replies"I woke up in a tree, and I can't find my pants."
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[u]Option 1.[/u] Explosive Diarrhea [u]Option 2.[/u] Staff infection [u]Option 3.[/u] Go to work, gag yourself, vomit, say it's food poisoning. [u]Option 4.[/u] Go to work. Finish work. Go home. Play.
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Just go to work, Destiny will be waiting for you when you get home. If you make up an excuse after your boss has already told you no, they can fire you with probable cause if you can't back up your excuse. Especially if you're at an "at will employment" type job where they can literally fire you without a reason.
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Work hard at first then in the middle of work.... You trip and chainsaw one of your legs and then u can have workers compensation. Just saying
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Pretty sure im on voluntary lay off all week luckily. If not i was going with i took male enhancement pills and my erection has lasted more than 4 hours. Boss wont say anything at that.
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Pretty sure if you have already asked off and he said no, then you come up with some lame excuse he will know what is going on...just saying, its just a game
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Edited by DSmoke: 9/4/2014 4:04:09 AMMake up a fake relative and give them ebola. Aunt judy was like a second mother to you and now shes in the hospital with ebola, your going to have to take a week off work to fly to (state/city with ebola outbreak here) to be with her.
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2 RepliesI'm sorry man, I don't want to be the one to tell you this.... but your grandpa died today. Funeral is on Tuesday, can you also do the eulogy? Thanks. So you have to be there... See you star- See you at the funeral :(
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Watch as your boss is reading this or he to has preordered destiny then how will it work
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My colonoscopy left me with a massive case of diarrhea.
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Tell him your dog ate your home work [spoiler]I don't think I'am using that right [/spoiler]
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I'm retired as of Jan so I dont' have to worry about going to that nasty place called "work" anymore!!!!!!! Just call in on the 9th and tell your boss you have a fever and are going to the Dr. That always worked for me!!!!
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I said I was gonna go camping for two days
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No. Kids do this at my school and wonder why they fail. >:l
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Personally its too late at this point; you've already asked for it off and your boss said no, if you call in sick or something else on Tuesday its going to be really bait. Good luck though!
